Item 1. Signed for a package containing a live baby turtle today. Needless to say, it was darling. My sources tell me that they actually ordered two turtles. I hope the other one is okay and not stuck in a UPS truck somewhere.

Item 2. Coworker 1 confessed that this morning she came into the office and instead of changing out of her street shoes and into her stilettos then settling into her desk, she took off her sneakers and proceeded to unbutton/unzip her pants in order to take them off as well. Coworker 2 in the cubicle next to her was lucky enough to observe this first hand, and did the right thing by reminding Coworker 1 where she was. I guess there's more than one "No Pants" in my office.

Item 3. It's Election Day! Hooray for democracy! Go get your "I Voted!" sticker!